I wonder who the first person was that was just gazing at a penis one day and was like…. maybe I should put it in my mouth
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
"It’s a promise!" - anime character thats about to fucking die
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
MY ANACONDA DONT
If you think the word ‘cunt’ is worse than the word ‘coochie’ please jingle the fuck out of my life.
gonna do so many kegels so I can crush a dick on command
TMG Stand upBREAKING NEWS FROM DICKCON ADMIN!!!!: THIS will be our special guest for this years Dickcon,sponsored by TMG.
YOOOOO we are making international waves!!
ayyyyeee my new hero
"A tiny baby dick"
i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Isn’t this an episode of friends