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Just another reason why I need to get out of school already.

Just another reason why I need to get out of school already.

ianoshea:

I wonder who the first person was that was just gazing at a penis one day and was like…. maybe I should put it in my mouth

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

sdr2spoilers:

"It’s a promise!" - anime character thats about to fucking die

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

itsjust-insanity:

If you think the word ‘cunt’ is worse than the word ‘coochie’ please jingle the fuck out of my life.

1innea:

gonna do so many kegels so I can crush a dick on command

itsjust-insanity:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

walkerflexasranger:

jeauxlynkujeaux:

basedfiasco:

TMG Stand up

BREAKING NEWS FROM DICKCON ADMIN!!!!: THIS will be our special guest for this years Dickcon,sponsored by TMG.

YOOOOO we are making international waves!!

ayyyyeee my new hero


"A tiny baby dick"

This man

itsjust-insanity:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

walkerflexasranger:

jeauxlynkujeaux:

basedfiasco:

TMG Stand up

BREAKING NEWS FROM DICKCON ADMIN!!!!: THIS will be our special guest for this years Dickcon,sponsored by TMG.

YOOOOO we are making international waves!!

ayyyyeee my new hero

"A tiny baby dick"

This man

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

meladoodle:

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Isn’t this an episode of friends