Girls with bitchface got exquisite eyebrows a lot of the time and im tryna hatefuck all of em
A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Yakuza family portrait
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
Sometimes when you come home and start fucking her she’ll try to tell you no. Just grab ahold and show her the error in her ways.
But that is rape and something you should not do!
Here are some alternatives to raping your loved one:
♥ make her a lovely well balanced dinner!
♥ play a game of Scrabble!
♥ turn on an episode of Pretty Little Liars!
♥ back massage (but only if she wants it （＠￣∇￣＠）)
♥ high five contest!
♥ meet her parents!
♥ discuss consensual BDSM alternatives!
holy shit that guys page
looks like we finally came across the intergalactic stash of space weed
he saying quiet cuz its so loud up there
only use boys for warmth it is the only thing they are good for
mexican boys （＾◇＾）
if she starts to use your slang or speak like you you know you got her